Floating Iron by Charles White
Floating Iron by Charles White is a hilarious and heartwarming maritime true story that follows the author’s chaotic and unpredictable journey as he sets sail from humble beginnings as a lowly, inexperienced dishwasher in Budapest to becoming a seasoned sailor aboard a massive cruise ship. What begins as a desperate attempt to escape the grind of kitchen work soon turns into a life-changing adventure on the seven seas.
Through a series of misadventures, quirky shipmates, and cultural clashes in exotic locations, Mr. White discovers that life at sea is as unpredictable as the turbulent oceanic waves. From mastering new skills to overcoming hilarious hurdles and discovering unexpected romance, every chapter offers a fresh challenge, an unexpected twist, and a mixed dose of laughter and motivation.
So, buckle up, because life aboard a cruise ship is truly extraordinary—one you definitely won’t want to miss!
More than just about the adventures of navigating the extremities of life on the sea, Floating Iron is about growth, self-discovery, and the power of pursuing one’s dreams even when the odds are stark against you. Whether you’re a lover of travel adventure novels, humorous science tales, or true motivational stories, this book will keep you entertained and inspired from start to finish.
Kindle eBook 5.99 USD – Paperback 10.99 USD – Hardcover 19 USD
About the author
Charles White
For two decades, I traversed the globe aboard luxury cruise liners, immersing myself in a world of diverse cultures and captivating personalities. These voyages were not just journeys across oceans; they were expeditions into the heart of human experience, filled with extraordinary encounters and humorous escapades.
Now, I channel my global perspectives and passion for storytelling as the editor of a Hungarian humor magazine. My commitment to celebrating local culture extends to producing theatrical performances, curating art exhibitions, and even taking the stage myself as a stand-up comedian. I invite you to join me as I continue to explore the world, one laugh and one story at a time.
Introducing some characters from the book
The chef
‘Petey, the grumpy, balding chef whose funny expressions and anecdotes always make us laugh. He is very good with women, but when he has a „pitch” for a girl, he stands up and leaves.’
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Femme Fatale
‘I’ll be checking her out for myself on Saturday night. She’s on the left side of the dance floor, next to the wall. A demure, beautiful blonde woman. She’s not laughing. She doesn’t run in screaming at the sound of her favorite song. She talks to her friends with her hips barely perceptible. Meanwhile, she sips slowly from his cocktail glass.’
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The waiter
‘I don’t understand who would steal a small spoon or coffee pot in the middle of the sea. Each waiter is responsible for his own utensils.
Of course, there are never enough of them. Perhaps because we sometimes sail around the Bermuda Triangle? Or do passengers steal it? It’s really always gone missing. Where it goes is beyond me. But their absence causes a chain reaction. Sometimes it turns the restaurant into a Wild West showdown.
To protect their territory, some people come to work an hour early. They steal what they need from others. Then they sit in front of his locker and growl like an angry dog at anyone who passes by.’
Kindle eBook 5.99 USD – Paperback 10.99 USD – Hardcover 19 USD
Charles White
Floating iron
How does a young waiter with no formal training rise to become a manager aboard a massive cruise ship traversing the high seas? What unexpected challenges, hilarious mishaps, and life lessons shape his journey from the bottom to the top?
Floating Iron by Charles White is the true story of the author’s transformational journey from an ambitious dishwasher in Budapest to a seasoned sailor of the seven seas. He navigates the grueling extremes of ship life, shocking cultural differences, and his own misadventures along the way, all while striving for a higher life purpose. Filled with laughter, mischief, and, unforgettable characters, this captivating adventure will have you laughing out loud while rooting for a dreamer determined to succeed.
What does it take to maneuver through unprecedented obstacles, steadfastly steer through the storm, and courageously climb the ranks against impossible odds? Find out in this humorous action adventure about resilience, growth, and self-discovery.
Kindle eBook 5.99 USD – Paperback 10.99 USD – Hardcover 19 USD